Auphe Boy

“As a random bully had once said to me when I was a kid in the fourth grade as he demanded my sneakers and backpack, life isn’t fair. I agreed with him by punching his annoying teeth down his equally annoying throat. If that’s the way the world wanted to be, I’d go along. I didn’t make the rules. I only played by them.”
— Cal Leandros (Doubletake)

Done for lovely Heather: [link]

All of the wonderful characters of the Cal Leandros series are owned by Rob Thurman, not I.
Go buy her books so her dogs can have a *feast*. You won't regret it.
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